With the Compliments of the Gender Unit

FAMOUS QUOTATIONS FROM THE LADIES!!!!!


Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-


The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine of Russia-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-